TO BE PRECISE

DUPOND ET DUPONT, THE EARLY YEARS

Diamonds & Wood = best

At Sea

Tintin, Captain Haddock and Snowy about to be peppered by enemy fire, after the Captain got sloshed and decided to burn the oars of their dinghy because Tintin looked cold.
The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn.
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How To Learn Swedish

Get given a Tintin book in Swedish for Christmas. Aside from being probably one of my all time favourite Christmas gifts, I have already mastered how to say "BOOM". PANG!

Spoonerism

The various alias's of Thomson and Thompson

Dupond and Dupont

Uys and Buys
Tik and Tak
Johnson and Rohnson
Kadlec and Tkadlec
Jansen and Janssen
Citserono and Tsicerono
Schultze and Schulze
Ντυπόν and Ντιπόν
Dupont and Duvont

Clodius and Claudius
Douponte, Doupont
Hernández and Fernández

Skapti and Skafti

Johns and Johnes
Tomson and Tompson
Zigue and Zague